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Nogue's Harvey Von Hamper met John Galliano in Paris, curbside outside the Police station, near that Croissant place with the cute tables and shit...

Whether they stood for freedom, style, dolphins or not giving a flying fuck, Nogue's Hall of Fame can't even begin without uncle Keith being our #1 entry! Keef if you're reading this please have your manager respond to our request for your Doctor's details... fuck man how do you do it... N

I miss the old Perez Hilton, the fat one, the one that had something to prove. Like the one pictured here in all it's glory, he had way more to prove back then. Girl should've accepted those curves, cos baby had back.Now he thinks he's Selena Gomez or some shit. Pipe down fucko, and appreciate what you got, or in this case what you had. ,EXCLUSIVE: Nogue sources say he was seen at a Los Angeles Denny's, double fisting a couple Lumberjack specials, crying whilst listening to just Bieber's Baby on repeat.

"Listen here, sit down forra minute I wanna tawk t'you… so this whole business wid da tots and amaze balls shit you guys are talkin’ thes'days… that shits gotta stop. I mean, dis whole cutsey pie, euro trash lingo shit... just knock it off k?! Stick to the classics like holy shit or sumthin… don’t even start me on the hashtag bullshit too!"

What is Freedom? and what does it mean? by Hairany Oliveira