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Whether they stood for freedom, style, dolphins or not giving a flying fuck, Nogue's Hall of Fame can't even begin without uncle Keith being our #1 entry! Keef if you're reading this please have your manager respond to our request for your Doctor's details... fuck man how do you do it... N
I miss the old Perez Hilton, the fat one, the one that had something to prove. Like the one pictured here in all it's glory, he had way more to prove back then. Girl should've accepted those curves, cos baby had back.Now he thinks he's Selena Gomez or some shit. Pipe down fucko, and appreciate what you got, or in this case what you had. ,EXCLUSIVE: Nogue sources say he was seen at a Los Angeles Denny's, double fisting a couple Lumberjack specials, crying whilst listening to just Bieber's Baby on repeat.
"Listen here, sit down forra minute I wanna tawk t'you… so this whole business wid da tots and amaze balls shit you guys are talkin’ thes'days… that shits gotta stop. I mean, dis whole cutsey pie, euro trash lingo shit... just knock it off k?! Stick to the classics like holy shit or sumthin… don’t even start me on the hashtag bullshit too!"
Nowadays you can’t do shit without the possibility, however remote, of being watched. Back in the 60’s and 70’s, CCTV stood for Cocaine Cocaine Tits and Victory, a saying which would have probably originated from the guests Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion. Now Playboy is a mere shadow of what it stood for back in the day, full of overly photoshopped pussy and silicone for days. Likely due to the fact that Huf takes a full to days to get a full boner, but hey the guy is still a legend, and here’s proof of how much. Seems like all that CCTV...