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Do the world a favor and take your retarded, pussy grabbing, non-tax paying, hamster wig wearing, bitch ass to the nearest bridge... Donald Jump Jnr.
We're black! I mean we're BACK! After a brief stint in rehab, our editor in (mis)Chief is back! So hold onto your Jimmy Choos, shit is about to get fugly! Nogue x
So finally we've got one fucking country that has agreed to our petition to have Ugg boots outlawed. Fair enough we only spent $14 on our marketing campaign, but damn it must have gone down a treat in North Korea. Hey, a win's a win, right? It's alright Ben, your shite sense of style is here to grace us for a while longer.
Whatever the fuck's going on with Uncle C's life the fact there are cunts out there extorting him on details of his PERSONAL life, pisses us the fuck off. Sheenzo if you're reading this we're with you brother, hit us up for a shotgun blasted tee we made just for you! Keep strong and takin those pills, you're good, bro you're good.