CRAPITY

Not only did this half-wit have his Oscar winning Dad “co-write” the script with him, all he had to do was spellcheck the thing, and there were only about 19 words used in the entire thing.

Keeping shit, literally, in the family Daddy gave him the task after he allegedly couldn’t move out of the family home’s basement and get a real job aside from flipping burgers at Burger King. In a move to get him started in the world, his pops gave him the job and $5 to get a bus ride outta Pasadena. Our sources inform us he now works as a Valet attendant at Moe’s Tavern in the San Fernando Valley.