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Love ya Brit, but damn this is accurate! 

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We met with a leading analyst at MENSA at a local Fat Burger, whereupon agreeing on the fee of a bump of K and a XXXL Combo Meal, Nogue was given an envelope containing the official brain cell count of Courtney Love which was recently obtained after she applied for Obamacare. It's alot higher than we thought! Click to find out the answer! 

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Literally we are putting together a list of various shitty town Mayors all over the states to get a statue of this mutha fucker outside of every town hall. A crazy Japanese real estate mogul, an undoubtedly bloated coke head, blew $12 mill over a few days and then bailed on Trump, basically leading to him having to shut the Trump Taj down.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akio_Kashiwagi      

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Assures it's worth seeing, so... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Sony-KV-36HQ100-36-CRT-Television-wega-stand-metal-remote-faulty-collection-/201695996042?hash=item2ef604a88a:g:RekAAOSwx2dYCSQB

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