BRUCE WILLIS PROVES WHY ACTORS HAVE MELT DOWNS IN CERTAIN INTERVIEWS. IT TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THEY DO A SHIT FILM, IN THIS CASE RED 2, THEY DON’T GENERALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHICH SCENES THEY ENJOYED MOST OR WHAT IT WAS LIKE WORKING WITH THE CUNT THAT THEY HATED EVERYDAY BEFORE THEY GOT YOUR PAY CHECK. ANYWAY TRUTH BE TOLD I CAN’T REALLY BLAME THEY GUY, ENGLISH PEOPLE CAN ON THE WHOLE BE ASSHOLES [AS PER THE SCOTSMAN’S GUIDE TO THE UK], AND THE GUY DOING THE INTERVIEW WAS A TOOL ASKING SOME DUMB QUESTIONS. ANYWAY ENJOY READING THE TRANSCRIPT FROM WHAT WENT DOWN. CLICK ON THE AUDIO BELOW TO LISTEN ALONG AS YOU READ!
Host: This is Jamie Edwards from Magic 105.4 Movies, real pleasure to have with us Bruce Willis and Mary Louise Parker. Hello!
Host: So good to see you guys and welcome back to London because you did film some of it here
MLP: Most of it, most of it...
Host: Remember the mic’s yeah. What was actually favorite place to film in, cos you travel all over the world... in this film.
Host: When did you go to Istanbul?
BW: Not in this film, I thought you were saying what’s my favourite? In general I like Istanbul. Think it’s a pretty cool place to go.
Host: At least it proves that I’ve seen the film, which is a good thing...
BW: Has any actor ever told you this Jamie? This part is not acting, this what we’re doin right now. You might be, but we’re just selling the film now... sales. the fun part was making the movie.
MLP: The fun part happened.
Host: So how would you sell me the film then. What would you say was the best part of the film?
BW: I would rather slash my hooves.
Host: Well I loved it...
BW: Oh yeah yeah!
Host: I think, I think it has an amazing cast...
MLP: It has, I feel like we’re about to break into song... People say that it has, not having seen it, that it has little bit of everything. It has action, romance, comedy...
BW: Fashion tips...
Host: There are some fashion tips actually, in, in Paris, that must have been nice to go over to Paris.
MLP: Because usually I film in Philly or something... nothing against Philadelphia but I never got to shoot in Paris, so that was cool.
Host: One of my favorite lines in the film, comes from John Malkovich, and he’s giving advice on how to look after women, to you know keep them happy. And um, I’m gonna say it, cos I think
it’s a cracking line and it’s “Rent Dirty Dancing and tell them you love them”. It’s, as you are a god to women tell me that that is the way you uh keep your woman happy.
BW: No... that parts just a line in the movie. You just gotta be nice to people don’t ya I mean if you wann keep ‘em happy, keep your friends happy, keep your family happy... You just gotta be a nice guy. You just gotta be..... nice.
Host: What was the nicest thing you did on set?
MLP: He’s always nice. He got me coffee, he said watch your step. Look out for the puddle, watch your head....
BW: Watch for the bees....
MLP: He’s very chivalrous.
Host: You were like, like her runner?!
MLP: He’s very manly, it’s cos he’s very manly. I think its cos of that.
Host: Can I talk about the car scene in this, it’s something that I would absolutely love to do one day is to actually take part in a real car chase scene.. well maybe not a real one but you know an acting one... You got a really cool Porsche to drive around in.
BW: Ahh yes.
Host: I hear it’s a little bit unfortunate but you got the
“Has any actor ever told you this Jamie? This part is not acting, this what we’re doin right now. You might be, but we’re just selling the film now... sales. the fun part was making the movie...”
MLP: hmmm well I wasn’t actually driving, umm there was something kinda cool about that car, there was a cut out in the front and there was a not tall man crouched there sort of manouvering, I would love to have a little man in front of my car driving it, and I could just pretend.
Host: And are you not a great driver then?
MLP: No I’m a horrible driver. Horrible, I never drive.
MLP: Very bad idea, I’m very absent minded.
Host: And you Bruce, I can imagine you’d just like to drive off, I’d imagine you’d do the whole route 66 thing
Host: one day.
BW: I’m thinkin about driving right now, I can hardly keep my mind on this interview. I’m thinking about driving somewhere, maybe the M1...
Host: Let’s get an RV...
BW: Uh, do you hear that?
MLP: I do.
Host: It’s the sirens, they’re coming to take me away.
BW: Not you, they’re not takin you away.. go ahead you got some great questions here Jamie...
Host: I think my time is unfortunately up... I’d love to
stay and talk and ask you more about this film. Because I really did enjoy it.
BW: It’s a great shame.
Host: I love the fact that it’s come back as well, I do hope that there is going to be a third one . It seems set up to be a third one.
BW: I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.