WHY IS MUSIC SO GARBAJ?

The title says it all. There’s no shame in it anymore. Music these days is blatant, full frontal, in your mutha fuckin face, 100% prime bullshit. Everyday theres a new band copying music from the legends, chaneling Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath with a hint of Cher... I mean take exhibit A to the left, Niki Garbaj, literally she just sucked a bunch of producers cocks and voila, the birth of the world of jack shit that she stands for, talentless, vapid and dumb as fuck. It’s just all a clusterfuck of manufactured, talentless assholes ready to sell their souls and dance to the man’s drum just so they can be famous. It’s a vicious cycle that has no end, with it being so easy to access and listen to music for free on a multitude of media outlets. Gone are the days when you fell in love with album art, taking home a mysterious gift you were going to unwrap with your ears. Any-fuckin-way, in response to this river of shit music we are all swimming in, I’ve selected a couple of tracks to display how beautiful music can acutally be. Listen along to them online at loha-vete.com/nogue, and of course follow the lyrics which this time round includes translations of the Brazilian Legend, Chico Buarque, wondrous Portugeuse poetry.