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POSTER KID #2

Sheenzo, The Sheen Machine, whatever you call him Charlie Sheen, aka Carlos Irwin Estevez, is a dude, a sex addicted party monster kinda dude.With a steady diet of tiger blood, orgies, porn stars and imaginably more drugs than have ever been identified, let's just say it serves as an inspiration to children all over the world. A legend and a wordsmith that could put Shakespear or TS Elliot to shame, anyone who can get away with saying this on national television with a straight face deserves a fuckin Nobel Peace Prize: 

"I'm on a drug and it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."