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TONY SAYS #1

"Listen here, sit down forra minute I wanna tawk t'you… so this whole business wid da tots and amaze balls shit you guys are talkin’ thes'days… that shits gotta stop. I mean, dis whole cutsey pie, euro trash lingo shit... just knock it off k?! Stick to the classics like holy shit or sumthin… don’t even start me on the hashtag bullshit too!"